3stripe Blue belt's profile at MMA HQ

Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

This is so fkn hot is hurts to not cop

9/25/2023 3:35:58 AM

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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ

Unbelievable, this is the equivalent to when a wife and or mom says "ok hunny I'll design two shirts for you..."

9/1/2023 5:00:26 AM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Navy Blue

This gi is fresh af, get your size right and flow tf out

8/21/2023 1:08:24 AM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Even Bret the Hitman would call this sus

8/17/2023 2:05:28 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Can we get more pics of this bag???

8/15/2023 11:05:46 PM

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Aesthetic "Alpha" BJJ Gi - Blemished

Looks like the resellers got here before me

8/14/2023 2:47:19 PM

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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

This bag is dope af, only $25? Let's gooo

8/10/2023 12:01:16 PM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

When ppl with blue hair make a bjj rashguard

8/8/2023 1:08:00 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

For the guys who love lavender, ngl these are not terrible

8/6/2023 1:03:14 AM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Cringe bjj gear

8/3/2023 7:32:46 AM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

The tiger is "roaring"

7/30/2023 11:00:58 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

The fkn tribe has spoken, get this mf bs @$$ trash @$$ sh!t the f* outta here

4/8/2023 6:22:52 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Picture #2 looks pretty good

3/26/2023 12:24:37 AM

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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition

My blue belch ppl not wearing this trash

2/27/2023 11:04:15 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

For men who have the legs of a woman

2/21/2023 12:44:37 AM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

When you're a cuck and a white belt

2/15/2023 11:27:49 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

The "shorts" no one asked for, but deserved for some of you f* faces

2/9/2023 2:48:45 PM

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Fuji Lifestyle Bag (Black/Blue)

Only a cuck would buy thi...
SOLD OUT

1/10/2023 12:57:23 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

The guy model has the body of an 11yr old girl

1/9/2023 3:34:14 PM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Possibly Tatami's most trash rashie

1/1/2023 12:43:53 AM

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Phalanx "Snow" Rashguard

This is rashie is drippy, you f*ckers can't see that?

12/29/2022 3:41:56 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Trash

12/26/2022 11:43:13 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Gonna have to turn SSJ to resist purchasing this gi

12/26/2022 12:02:40 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

Tramp stamp not on the pants???
Fail

12/22/2022 11:13:56 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Standard Issue Rashguards (Black, Smoke Grey)

Pic #12 has me ready to roll

12/21/2022 11:51:47 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

F*ck this shirt and F*ck you too

12/9/2022 11:04:47 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Pic #7 makes this gi look like @$$
It's a good gi tho, wish I needed a gray

12/8/2022 11:37:54 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

This is kinda fire, make it easy for me fellas and buy up the XL

11/21/2022 1:28:54 AM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

This gi is nice for a purple belch. Fuji gis have a great cut, and has worked well for me when doing judo. Size A3 is perfect for me

10/27/2022 10:51:06 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - Black

This is for all you My lil pony mf's

9/26/2022 12:13:28 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Stfu all of you

9/23/2022 3:43:46 PM

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Phalanx "Interrupter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This would be perfect if it didn't have the fake superhero on the chest

9/22/2022 2:37:01 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

"Trash" spats... idk I might cop these tho

9/12/2022 1:17:50 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Bjjhq is beating this design to death, and it's still fugly

9/9/2022 1:14:31 AM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Not too hard to fool a vegan

9/6/2022 12:09:05 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Markus you and your mom like dongs

8/27/2022 11:41:40 PM

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Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat

Jimmy over here droppin facts and not turds

8/27/2022 4:16:14 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

This gi would be dope if it wasn't for the ugly dragon patches

8/20/2022 1:35:31 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

The only thing that sux about this rashie is the ugly logo on the chest

8/19/2022 1:21:04 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

You f*cker's still gonna buy w/o the nip slip?

8/15/2022 11:20:30 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

In a few days this will be available as a t-shirt

8/14/2022 11:10:51 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard

My first Progress purchase

8/14/2022 3:55:59 PM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

Inverted Gear meets Cocomelon

7/29/2022 1:53:43 AM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Not trying to buy an expensive white gi, I always get my training partners blood on it

7/27/2022 12:07:02 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I should've got those Manto Miami spats

7/25/2022 11:24:48 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

TF!??? What TF even is this fugly @$$ BS 10P vibed out rashie???

6/23/2022 11:52:14 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Fugly AF demon shorts

6/18/2022 12:40:29 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

Nice colors, but the design is fug.
Also no need for a sweater here in CO while temp is in the high 80's low 90's

6/14/2022 2:50:09 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

Get ready fellas, rolling deals coming soon, don't get caught slippin

8/29/2021 12:09:58 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Like if you're ready to get this Purge started lol

8/24/2021 11:11:10 PM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

1. F* these shorts
2. F* these fools typing paragraphs

8/24/2021 12:11:15 AM

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Toro "PBR" T-Shirt - Grey

Ya'll trippin, real men drink beer, I'm coppin this

8/22/2021 12:25:10 AM

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Tatami Elite Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Blue

The comments were taken over tonight by people who need to be Purged

8/17/2021 2:14:01 AM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

Don't let this crap fool you fellas, before you know it BJJHQ will be dropping rolling deals, don't sleep

8/14/2021 12:25:16 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green

Bjjhq is trolling us with this one

8/13/2021 12:11:17 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green

The fellas comments are hittin tonight, much better than last night

8/13/2021 12:10:54 AM

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Tatami "The Competitor" BJJ Gi - Blue

The comments were trash tonight fellas, do better

8/12/2021 1:12:53 AM

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93brand Athletic Workout Shirts 2-PACK

No Erick... absolutely not, keep your weird fetishes to yourself

8/10/2021 11:18:38 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave gi - White

This doesn't match my blue belt

8/9/2021 11:04:24 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Tights - Green/Orange

Not sure what's worse, the spats or the model pics

7/22/2021 11:29:46 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

🤢

7/20/2021 11:07:17 PM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Camel toes and moose knuckles

7/20/2021 12:08:07 AM

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93brand Graffiti Spats

These spats are dope AF!!!

7/17/2021 11:02:19 PM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Nice shirt, not worth $15

7/13/2021 2:40:57 AM

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Scramble Base Rashguard - Tiger Camo

My 1st scramble rashie

7/9/2021 8:01:01 AM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats

Dope spats, minus the demon and the sus-sumo

7/6/2021 2:56:57 AM

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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I wish I didn't have so many gi's already 😔

7/3/2021 11:05:56 PM

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Inverted Gear "Old School" Gi - Blue

I won't deserve this until I make purple belt

7/2/2021 1:03:26 PM

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Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - White

This gi is dope, I'm hoping the A1XL sells out to take the temptation away

6/28/2021 11:26:31 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

"Deals" like this mean you get to take the night off from being a bjj gear whore

6/25/2021 1:05:04 AM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

These memes are hella weak AF

6/16/2021 11:53:03 PM

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Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard

Rockin man-cheeks on your back ain't the move

6/15/2021 6:19:45 AM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

-_-

6/13/2021 11:02:47 PM

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93brand BRASILIA Spats

🤢🤮

6/11/2021 11:03:02 PM

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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

My wife gave me the green light to buy this
#GoodFriday

6/11/2021 8:01:27 PM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Nice spats, almost worth $35

6/9/2021 5:59:31 AM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Not paying to watch it

6/7/2021 12:47:53 AM

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Tatami Rival Grappling Spats - Black & Camo

That tatami msg bag is so cute 😬

6/5/2021 2:43:36 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue

I really don't need another gi... My wife would be pissed... if A1XL is not sold out in the morning I'm pulling the trigger on this

5/28/2021 12:39:18 AM

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93brand "COMBATE" Spats

Good spats... but not $35 good

5/26/2021 11:09:24 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

No A1XL... -_-

5/25/2021 11:02:21 PM

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Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts

-_-

5/24/2021 11:01:24 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Crest T-shirt

Well, I just saved $22, that's a win for me. 1 less pkg of bjj gear to smuggle past the wife

5/5/2021 3:38:20 AM

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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Pic 12 & 13... #graciebarra

5/1/2021 11:09:14 PM

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93brand "Wind Camo" Ranked BJJ Rash Guard

The wht looks dope

4/17/2021 11:18:16 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

LOL

5/22/2021 12:25:57 AM

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93brand "Local Butchers" Lightweight Hoodie

When people love it, it gets sold out

5/24/2021 6:42:56 PM

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Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts

1 like, 1 dislike

5/25/2021 5:48:49 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

When it finally loads, the item will be sold out, might be able to get a Small

5/25/2021 11:12:58 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue

Pew pew, I keep telling my wife that I'll sell my unused gi's... if she ever figures out BJJHQ, that'll be the end of my comments lmao!

5/28/2021 12:13:59 PM

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93brand Strong Snake Rashguard

I'm loving all the energies on here, especially when the featured item is -_-

5/31/2021 12:03:28 AM

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Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

How is your bag falling apart bjjhq's problem?
It's either you beat it up, or the bag is less quality than you expect, which was made by 93brand.

6/7/2021 12:51:17 AM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Jr and friends, love when dudes turtle up

6/9/2021 6:03:47 AM

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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

The people who disliked don't like math

6/11/2021 8:09:02 PM

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Tatami Sonkei Large Gear Bag

Where's my BOUGHT THIS DEAL tag?

6/11/2021 8:04:59 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Dude, send them an email

6/13/2021 11:04:30 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

Like Biden

6/16/2021 11:53:38 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

I find value in kitsune's cut, the A1XL is my fave fit

6/20/2021 11:40:14 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

I got the old version of these spats, they are pretty low rise, but this version is different and seems like an improvement

6/21/2021 11:48:12 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

Camel toes and moose knuckles

6/21/2021 11:46:22 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

If I was a girl I'd be a lesbo, I'm not taking from nobody

6/25/2021 6:25:50 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Gi's will always be cooler than looking like you're wearing swimwear

7/1/2021 9:53:50 AM

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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Fingers*

7/3/2021 11:28:45 PM

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Scramble Base Rashguard - Tiger Camo

Alot of ppl are just wack AF

7/9/2021 7:29:07 PM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Yes

7/20/2021 12:10:00 AM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

*correction* I did not buy this deal, I bought yesterday's shorts lol

7/20/2021 11:09:18 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Bjjhq is playing a joke on me cuz I'm such a valued customer, I'm feeling the love tbh ????

7/20/2021 11:25:35 PM

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Tatami Estilo Black Label BJJ Gi White/Grey

Yo that promo code is legit

7/22/2021 4:51:30 AM

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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi

Savage! lmao

7/23/2021 11:37:07 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

minus that skull

7/26/2021 11:20:49 PM

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93brand "Brasilia 2.0" Spats

dude... spats are not for you

7/31/2021 11:37:19 PM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave gi - White

I gave your mom my white belt

8/10/2021 12:27:43 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave gi - White

look at the A2S dude

8/10/2021 12:30:12 AM

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Tatami "The Competitor" BJJ Gi - Blue

Shes like "Do I have to tie this JBJ thingy?"

8/12/2021 1:08:36 AM

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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"

75% meh

8/14/2021 12:18:08 AM

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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black

LOL!

8/24/2021 12:33:19 AM

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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee

??????

8/29/2021 12:07:32 AM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Hiding from the Purge

8/29/2021 11:10:52 PM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

No he just has no quads

8/29/2021 11:13:12 PM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

This Friday

8/29/2021 11:11:06 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

**BOUGHT YESTERDAYS DEAL**

6/14/2022 2:52:10 AM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Bongs

6/18/2022 12:37:05 AM

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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey

That's gayer than gay

6/24/2022 11:45:18 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Everyone who matters

7/25/2022 11:27:32 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

T-U-N-I-T, you defended dongs like a high school girl defends her bf who slept with her bff

7/28/2022 12:23:28 AM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

No because Manto is affordable

7/28/2022 12:24:57 AM

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Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

You are what you post

7/29/2022 1:48:40 AM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Your husband will miss you

8/6/2022 1:30:14 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Stfu

8/6/2022 1:26:55 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

By ninja boot do you mean your vagina?

8/6/2022 11:43:35 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Isn't your mom in Dongsville?

8/7/2022 3:38:21 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

Stfu Snail, only thing worst than an @$$ kisser is a Dong rider

8/19/2022 1:23:16 AM

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Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard

You're here to READ comments NOT make them

8/19/2022 1:25:18 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Shorts

Those who cannot think for themselves will be hated, and Generic_WhiteGirl, please STFU

8/21/2022 11:24:39 AM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black

Stfu whitebelch

8/25/2022 11:34:01 PM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Stfu

8/27/2022 11:42:13 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Toilet here is the answer to your question...
F* dongs, F* you too

8/29/2022 4:43:04 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

This poser dongs is more true than the liar dongs

8/29/2022 4:51:25 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts

Good riddance, now you and your mom will have to look elsewhere for dongs

8/30/2022 12:43:01 AM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

Jimmy we need better, that one is not creative at all. Don't be like dongs, be consistent

8/31/2022 2:49:15 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black

This is your bjjhq family

8/31/2022 2:50:59 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

All you dongs fans, behold your new leader!

9/1/2022 12:38:47 AM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

All you dongs fans, behold your new leader!

9/1/2022 12:39:21 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Tunit you have sh*t for brains and I feel sorry for you madre

9/9/2022 1:21:24 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Honey, I said those exact words to your mom

9/9/2022 1:17:25 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Hopefully you didn't miss out on the my lil pony gi

9/27/2022 12:43:17 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

or BETCH

9/27/2022 12:43:58 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Do us a favor, have a good night sleep, and never wake up

9/27/2022 12:47:08 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I'm the nicest troll you'll ever meet, and I'm not homophobic, I'm allergic lol

9/27/2022 2:08:07 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Tunit don't bite my sh**

9/28/2022 1:49:45 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Stfu Tunit

9/29/2022 11:15:42 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

And the guy who's banging your mom

9/30/2022 12:29:27 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Stfu Tunit

9/30/2022 9:46:22 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Dude that's your mom

9/29/2022 11:14:30 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Dude your mom was so amazing last night, I'm gonna let your comment slide

10/1/2022 11:42:58 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Stfu

10/3/2022 1:59:44 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Tunit, your mom now also walks on all fours just to be ready for her 1stripe blue belt bull

10/3/2022 7:33:00 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Bow down Tunit, I make bukkake TikToks with your mom

10/3/2022 7:37:31 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Stfu, cucks dont get to speak here

10/3/2022 7:41:57 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Stfu Tunit

10/4/2022 11:50:50 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Snowflake and I will spit roast your mom if you don't stfu, son

10/4/2022 11:50:00 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Stfu Tunit,
Scram, prove to everyone that you are not Dongs and denounce dongs

10/5/2022 2:57:57 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Stfu Monteagle or you will take L's like Tunit lol

10/5/2022 7:18:46 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Your mom fancy's my balls on her chin

10/5/2022 2:55:11 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Lmao, you love taking L's just like your mom loves getting backshots

10/6/2022 12:06:59 AM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Not true Tunit, your mom swallows my kids

10/7/2022 2:06:29 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

And we watch you sit out every round and talk about all your injuries

10/8/2022 7:19:52 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Monty plz stfu, wtf are you even talking about

10/8/2022 3:37:19 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

No one knows

10/9/2022 4:04:45 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I don't know what's easier, smashing your guard or smashing your mom

10/9/2022 3:25:01 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

B*tch, you make Tunit seem half educated, stfu rest-round

10/10/2022 11:33:58 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

That's a diss? Lol
Jimmy why you talking you're literally a talking piece of sh*t

10/10/2022 8:57:00 PM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

The only chicks you're banging is Handgela and Palmela

10/13/2022 2:34:27 PM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

You're the type of "dude" to toss another man's salad

10/13/2022 2:33:37 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

I always put away my shopping carts d*ck breath

10/14/2022 1:02:52 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Minus all that gay sh*t, butt patches are dope af

10/15/2022 1:06:25 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Stfu Adder

10/15/2022 1:07:43 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

Lol, Tunit you are the reason our comments keeps getting deleted, go turn some tricks and tell us how much money you made

10/15/2022 7:25:06 PM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Tunit the logo on that shirt is like a window into your soul,
-how you feel every time you roll and get smashed,
-the struggle you have about coming out of the closet
-what you do every night before you sleep
-what you do as soon as you wake up and realize you have to live another day as you

10/16/2022 12:23:45 AM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

Shut up f*ckboi

10/16/2022 3:47:42 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Correction, 1stripe white belts peg you daily
Lol

10/17/2022 2:22:17 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Stfu clone

10/17/2022 2:16:13 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Yeet is the type to d*ck ride Tunit

10/17/2022 2:19:12 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Weak sauce mofo, you are running low on material Tunit

10/18/2022 3:59:57 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

So random, you too are running out of ideas

10/18/2022 4:03:20 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Tunit has multiple personalities

10/19/2022 12:14:05 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You two sound like you are projecting your own demons

10/19/2022 12:44:49 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

What's wrong with your grammar f*ckboi?

10/19/2022 12:43:12 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Tunit you're so gay you can't even drive straight, stop pretending you're not

10/22/2022 4:22:28 AM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

1stripe lives rent free in your head... f*ckboi

10/22/2022 11:24:16 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Tunit you're so gay that no one can even say that with a straight face

10/26/2022 2:23:29 AM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Stfu Phanny u phuckboi cum juggler

10/26/2022 3:46:14 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Stfu Dundee, at least we still have freedom

10/26/2022 2:27:44 AM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

Bjjhq was tired of you guys drooling

10/27/2022 1:01:40 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Well are you leaner or fatter???

10/28/2022 12:08:54 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Not here dumbo, send bjjhq an email

10/28/2022 12:04:18 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Stfu Tony

10/28/2022 3:13:15 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

That's so 2020

10/28/2022 2:10:56 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Tunit has had a hard life, mainly because he loves being pegged

11/2/2022 10:22:21 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Dongs was a lier, a cheater, and a coward. Dongs had no stripes on his whitebelch

11/3/2022 11:55:04 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

You mf's will get your dumb bag just be more patient, you guys will end up refilling the Euphrates River with all of your tears

11/3/2022 11:53:12 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Tunit prefers his men to have steamed buns

11/3/2022 11:57:03 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Maybe your passion is not bjj

11/3/2022 12:03:49 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

And his vag, which he calls his "Gina"

11/3/2022 12:02:03 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Go to Walmart for soap and shampoo, f*ck face

11/3/2022 11:58:56 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

I rolled with that guy too, he said Tunit oil checked him the whole round

11/4/2022 3:08:15 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

It's funny but also sad that yeet really lived this and just replaces himself with someone cooler

11/4/2022 3:04:02 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Tunit, the guy who "accidentally" washed his white belt with red clothes to show his true colors

11/7/2022 3:36:52 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Tunit they got XS for you and your teammates

11/21/2022 1:31:42 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Tf is a tigee??? Things white belts say smfh

11/23/2022 4:30:59 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Lmfao! Isaackkw we need you to comment more

11/23/2022 4:48:23 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

No guy, there is only Bjjhq, no where else can you find cheap or plain short sleeve rash guards
Omfg

11/23/2022 4:40:06 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Tramp stamps need to be on the pants

11/23/2022 4:56:28 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Tunit do you feel embarrassed when you show up to open mat late with "mash potatoes" on your face, in your hair, and on your hands?

11/23/2022 4:54:42 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

Someone should staple your butt shut, feed you, and keep feeding you and feeding you

12/8/2022 11:42:29 PM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

There's a lot to unpack here... a lot of typos

12/9/2022 3:59:26 PM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Same, my greatest mistake as a white belch was buying so many gi's, BJJHQ enabled my addiction...
This gi is dope af too

12/12/2022 12:58:49 AM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

He's drunk dongs

12/12/2022 1:03:14 AM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Maybe you will have a poop so clean you won't even need to wipe

12/12/2022 1:05:34 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Buru is gaining momentum, he is on the path to surpass dongs

12/16/2022 2:52:23 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Ikr, pisses me off when they don't put it on the butt, that's where it belongs!

12/16/2022 2:50:23 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

-This rashie is dope, would be better with a bigger design.
-Not the hero we need
-Buru is hero we have been given, like it or not

12/17/2022 11:17:09 PM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

I'm about to be 2 stripe blue belt
Merry Xmas

12/17/2022 11:39:30 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi (Worldwide Edition)
Navy

She don't look juicy

12/23/2022 1:46:17 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

I dont know what is worst, the sandals or this resurrected garbage

12/25/2022 2:18:16 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Reading your mom's diary huh?

12/25/2022 2:19:20 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

say "What are those!?"

12/25/2022 2:26:54 AM

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93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops

Stfu with that c-spec BS

12/25/2022 2:28:09 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

Buru you f*ck face, your gonna have to show dongs that you are here to stay

12/26/2022 12:04:17 AM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black

I like your energy but Stfu already with that BS, f*ck Biden, f*ck Trump, and a big Merry F*ck You too

12/26/2022 12:09:44 AM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Kevin Spacey wants to see that nip too

12/30/2022 3:25:40 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Dongs, Buru, step up your game, this mf will be throwing rocks at your throne

12/30/2022 3:28:24 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

Tofu, stand back up, pull your pants up, wipe your mouth, and most importantly, Stfu

12/30/2022 3:24:57 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)

No disrespect, Tofu is soft, and filled with estrogen

12/30/2022 6:52:27 PM

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Tatami Obsolete Gi

Points at Patricio: you sir are out of control

1/3/2023 10:44:50 AM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

Schnarf is the BS we need, do you King
Lmao

1/4/2023 11:53:20 PM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

A lot of both, just remember to pace yourself, longevity shall produce the greatest you are on path for...
Usually I get paid to drop such knowledge

1/5/2023 12:05:50 AM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

Wtf, Black and Pink??? Not unless you're Brett the Hitman Hart

1/4/2023 11:49:16 PM

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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

I got 99 probs and velcro ain't one

1/5/2023 2:30:40 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Were you guys born with or without sleeves?

1/6/2023 1:35:04 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

That blacked out panda gi was dope af

1/5/2023 11:32:45 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I wonder if he's married to Palmela and Handgela

1/6/2023 1:37:22 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Congrats on the promo!... you no-stripe Blue belch mf

1/6/2023 1:33:14 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Then the Ol m8 whipped out his comb like Johnny bravo, after slaying your whole gym

1/6/2023 2:12:12 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

I looked it up lol

1/6/2023 8:39:53 PM

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"Jiu Jitsu Saves" T-Shirt 2-PACK by BJJTees

F*ck bro, too much to read, I mean why tf you gotta type so much? Lol idc what you said this s*it is to mf long...
Cheers

1/7/2023 2:23:25 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Google it Sandbag, you f* face

1/16/2023 12:59:15 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

I hope your bjj is better than your googling... or are you... sandbaggging?

1/16/2023 1:35:13 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

We are now taking applications for Patricio' temp replacement, you only get one shot like B rabbit

1/16/2023 1:41:51 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

That's what happened to my BloodSport spats, I wasn't paying attention, showed up on rolling deals for a steal, and I missed out. Broke my heart, I still haven't recovered, I've only became jaded and cynical since.
I will never recover from missing out on those spats... BloodSport is my top 3 fave movie of all-time, and I need the spats to go with my BloodSport rashguard which is a size or two too small since I became a jacked 1stripe Blue belch... soon to be 2stripe.
I have just spilled out my heart and it won't happen again... -_-

1/16/2023 1:10:39 PM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Thx bro, Enjoy your vacay. When you get back your crown will still be here, next to Buru and Snarf's.

Ps: for everyone else, Snarf's crown has his name written in red sharpie on masking tape, covering up something that might have read Dangs or something, the A is pretty scratched out

1/16/2023 3:08:06 PM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

We don't talk about that BS here, plus we are Packer fans

1/17/2023 3:36:46 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Rashguard

I feel your pain 86, but I acquired so much that even became disappointed in myself... worst part is I can't justify buying any... almost any gi, rashie, spats, etc.
I capped out my bjjgear as a wht/blue belch :/

1/19/2023 7:40:36 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Just renew your playgirl subscription

1/19/2023 11:16:47 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Sugarloaf, don't let the d*ck riders' dislikes bother you, do your thing prince... because you are not yet a king

1/20/2023 3:30:28 PM

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Fuji Elemental Gi (Blue)

Mr Fuji, can you make a calendar for all these thirsty bjj guys?

1/20/2023 3:25:24 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Don't give up sugarloaf

1/22/2023 12:37:03 AM

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93brand "Butterfly Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Midnight Navy Colorway

Blue belts wear Tatami

1/25/2023 12:38:50 AM

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Phalanx "Squad Hawk" Rashguard

Mom dick beat off...
Just testing to see if my comment is deleted

1/26/2023 4:19:14 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

The app just needs some TLC but you gotta pay the coder(s)

1/31/2023 2:57:34 PM

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Kitsune "Bloom" Compression-Lined Shorts - Navy

Uh oh your clipboard sounds like it is infected with dummyware

1/31/2023 2:52:37 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

HuyH, yes ur good...

2/9/2023 8:05:57 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Get this man a crown, he just became a King

2/9/2023 11:36:42 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag (Olive Drab)

Tryna flex f*ck face?

2/13/2023 4:11:56 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

I think you're good with these

2/21/2023 12:45:33 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Tunit! Glad to see you came back out of the closet, how u been?

2/21/2023 8:29:19 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

No disrespect

2/21/2023 8:29:47 PM

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Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda

I like that energy Smith, but, f*ck A6, A5, and f*ck you too ya overgrown f*ck face

2/22/2023 10:32:23 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

Yesterday was my 3yr anniversary

4/8/2023 6:23:28 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

This is my all time fave comment from you Jimmy, I had to break my silence, Bra-f*kn-vo

5/7/2023 10:03:31 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

I love the shots fired

6/15/2023 3:29:44 PM

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Phalanx "Galactic" Spats

It's cool

6/16/2023 2:44:39 AM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

It's almost looking graffiti-inspired, which would make me blush and almost buy

7/20/2023 8:46:09 AM

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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Not if you think SUPREME

7/20/2023 8:47:02 AM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

Tunit is mad cuz his mom roars too

7/31/2023 1:36:55 AM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

It's 3stripe now... a lot of time has passed and I'm more jacked than ever

8/1/2023 8:13:01 AM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

I do prefer the white electrical tape, maybe it's cuz I'm a millennial

8/1/2023 9:11:52 PM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Whoever dislikes can suck a fat one

8/3/2023 11:03:23 AM

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Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thanks phanny, I learned something... sthu

8/3/2023 9:44:27 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Pencils thighs is right, this guy don't squat.
He has lady legs

8/6/2023 1:04:26 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Yes

8/6/2023 1:05:15 AM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

You freaks should join a carnival

8/7/2023 8:00:04 AM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

A2 Imo, speaking from exp with that exact height and weight.

8/7/2023 7:59:30 AM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

With language like that you don't deserve this gi or to be on the mats mf

8/7/2023 8:01:21 AM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

That is what this rashguard represents

8/8/2023 1:12:22 AM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

Can you help my son Tunit with getting a few likes?

8/8/2023 3:51:49 PM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

100 bro, this was made by and for ppl with pronouns

8/8/2023 1:15:07 AM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

Cringe and SUS!

8/15/2023 7:59:54 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

Same

8/15/2023 8:00:34 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

Con man made really good points, Tunit we kno ur an incel

8/15/2023 8:01:43 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Tunit you should be able to pack half of ur dildos with this lmao!

8/15/2023 11:06:35 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Congrats brother

8/23/2023 3:22:11 PM

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Inverted Gear Starter BJJ Gi 2023 - White

Blue gis are for jacked blue belts

10/27/2023 5:57:43 PM

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